At least... not from what I can tell. I always see women doing it and I assume that they assume that they look sexy. But unless you're a supermodel who literally bleeds sex appeal, it's pretty hard to pull off. Believe me, I tried it:
Not Sexy. A little deranged if anything.
Um... maybe slightly more sexy than before. But not exceedingly so.
I don't know... is it sexy?
Let's put on glasses... does that... Oh. Nope. Not sexy.
How about the moronic Katy Perry baby face? Sexy? Nope.
WHAT IS THIS?!
In conclusion: I bite my thumb at finger-biting.
I can't make it sexy. Props to you if you can. Although you probably can't; you just think you can. I guess I'll never understand it. I guess I should remove "Posing For Playboy" from my bucket list. Just kidding.
It's too late for that.
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